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Welcome To Ibrahim's World !!!

TEXT QUOTES, FACTS, FRIENDSHIP AND FUNNY ARTICLES, JOKES E.T.C

 MY NAME IS:IBRAHIM


OCCUPATION: Site Acqusition Project Manager {Acquiring
Base Transceiver Station (BTS) sites for Telkom- Orange}.
 

BIRTHDATE ON: 13th November


ARABIC BIRTHDATE:01st RABI-UL-AWWAL


ZODAIC:SCORPION(SACROPHAGUS).

AGE:24yrs.

SEX:MALE.

LOCATION:NAIROBI,KENYA.

HOBBIES:READING,RIDING MY BIKE,CRACKING JOKES&THE NET.

BEST SUBJECTS:HISTORY & COMMERCE

SPORT:CRICKET.

MY BEST HINDI MOVIE:PYAAR ISHQ AUR MOHABBAT & NAA TUM JANO NA HUM.

MY BEST HINDI FILM ACTOR:SALMAN.KHAN & SAIFALI KHAN.

MY BEST HINDI MOVIE ACTRESS:KARISHMA.KAPOOR & AMISHA PATEL.

MY BEST ENGLISH MOVIE:MEET JOE BLACK.

MY BEST ENGLISH FILM ACTOR:BRAD PITT.

MY BEST ENGLISH FILM ACTRESS:SHARON STONE.

MY BEST CARTOONS:DEXTER'S LAB,TOM AND JERRY&JOHNNY BRAVO!!!

MY BEST COLOUR:RED


QUOTES:

1)GOOD FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND,HARDER TO LEAVE AND IMMPOSSIBLE TO FORGET!!!(SACROPHAGUS)

2)PEOPLE LIKE U MAKE THE WORLD SPECIAL BY JUST BEING IN IT!!!(SACROPHAGUS)

3)GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS YOU DON'T ALWAYZ SEE THEM BUT YOU KNOW THEY ARE ALWAYZ THERE!!!

4)TRUE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDZZZ!!!

5)TO THE WORLD U MAY BE ONE PERSON BUT TO ONE PERSON YOU MAY BE THE WORLD!!!(SACROPHAGUS).

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ClassiC DefinitionS & CooL MeaningS


1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more ! popular than a five day test.

3.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

9.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24.
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26.
Father : A banker provided by nature.

27.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31.
Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......!

 

21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS!!!

Our communication - Wireless
Our business - Cashless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our religion - Creedless
Our food - Fatless
Our faith - Godless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our commitment - Aimless
Our poor - Voiceless
Our life - Meaningless
Finally, Our existence - Useless????

 


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JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!

Before the computer age,

An APPLICATION was for employment.

A PROGRAMME was a television show.

WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.

A KEYBOARD was a piano.

MEMORY was something you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.

LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.

A MOUSE PAD  was where a mouse lived.

And a BACKUP happened to your toilet.

CUT you did with scissors.

PASTE you did with glue.

A WEB was a spider's home.

And a VIRUS was a flu !!!!!


 Brain Ticklerz...

Q#1    Which Alphabet Iz Liquid ??
Ans     T ,Tea is A liquid....
 
Q#2    Where does Friday comes before Tuesday??
Ans     In the Dictionary......
 
Q#3    What iz d MosT ShocKing ciTy??
Ans     ElectriCity..........
 
Q#4    Whatz fluffy, purs ,n mews but it isn't cat ??
Ans     A KittEn.........
 
Q#5    What neVer AskS u Question , but u AlwayS answer iT?
Ans     TelepHonE............
 
Q#6    What happens when u throw a blue cap into the red sea??
Ans     It GEts wEt.............
 
Q#7    What is it that every child breaks every day??
Ans     ScilencE............
 
Q#8    What run without legs??
Ans     Water.........
 
Q#9    What is it that u hv. 2 keep once u hv. given it??
Ans     Ur Promise.......
 
 Q#10   What has a head,a tail but no body??
Ans      Coin.........

21 things to remember in life

1.Give people more then they expect and do it cheerfully.

2.Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.As you get older,their conversational skills will be as importantas any other.

3.Don't believe all you hear,spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4.When you say, "I LOVE YOU",mean it.

5.When you say,"I'M SORRY",look the person in the eye.

6.Be engaged atleast six months before you get married.

7.Believe in love at first sight.

8.Never laughtat anyone's dreams.People who dont have dreams don't have much.

9.Love deeply and passionately.........You might get hurt but its the only way to live life completely.

10.In disargeements,fight fairly.Please no name calling.

11.Dont judge people by their relatives.

12.Talk slowly but think quickly.

13.When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,smile and ask,"Why do you want to know?"

14.Remember that great love and great achievements invovle great risks.

15.Say "Bles you" when you hear someone sneeze.

16.When you lose,don't the lesson.

17.Remember the R's:
     Respect for self;
     Respect for others;
     Responsibility for all your actions.

18.Don't let a little dispute injure A GREAT FRIENDSHIP.

19.When you realize you've made a mistake,take immediate steps to correct it.

20.Smile when picking up the phone.the caller will hear it in your voice.

21.Don't marry someone you can live with,instead marry someone you CANNOT live without!!!

Love is Blind
                 Love!!!
 



LOVE/HATE LETTER...........
 
Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative.
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However,
the girl's father does not like him and wants them
stop their relationship......and so.. the boy wrote
this letter to the girl. he knows that the girl's
father will definitely read this letter 1 
 
1       "The great love that I have for you 
2        is gone, and I find my dislike for you 
3        grows every day.  When I see you,
4        I do not even like your face; 
5        the one thing that I want to do is to 
6        look at other girls.  I never wanted to
7        marry you.  Our last conversation
8        was very boring and has not
9        made me look forward to seeing you again.
10       You think only of yourself.
11       If we were married, I know that I would find
12       life very difficult, and I would have no
13       pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14       to give, but it is not something that
15       I want to give to you.  No one is more
16       foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17       able to care for me and help me.
18       I sincerely want you to understand that
19       I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20       if you think this is the end. Do not try
21       to answer this.  Your letters are full of
22       things that do not interest me.  You have no
23       true love for me.  Good-bye! Believe me,
24       I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25       I am still your boyfriend." 
 
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told the girl to "
READ BETWEEN THE
LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.)

So.. please try reading it again! It's so smart &
sweet.

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Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care for that person.

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It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

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When i 1st saw u, i was scared 2 talk 2 u. When i spoke 2 you i was 2scared 2 hold u. When i held u i was 2scared 2 luv you. Now tht i luv u am 2scared 2lose U *XxX*

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How can u tell da rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist, how can u tell da leaves not 2 fall wen wind exists, how can u tell me not 2 fall in luv wen u exist!

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One day u will ask me whats more important 2 me,u or my life..I will say my life & u will leave me without realising that u r my life.

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Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving.

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Your someone special, your someone sweet, we i think of you my heart misses a beat, your out of this world, you one of a kind and someone like you ill never find!

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Friendship doesnt need everyday conversations, doesn't always need togetherness.As long as the relationship is kept in the heart,true friends never grow apart.

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Psst! CUTIE..
yes YOU!Ur smiling again
coz i told u
dat ur CUTE
hey..
ders no need 4 me 2 lie
just wana tel u I LOVE u!

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If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

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If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!

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It takes 3 words 2 say "I LOVE YOU" 3 minutes 2 explain...3 hours 2 demonstrate; 3 days 2 appreciate; but it takes a lifetime 2 prove it!

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 Do yourself a favour, tell her/him you love them..They won't be there.....Forever!



As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me
She was my so called 'best friend '
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it...
After class, she walked up to me and
asked me for the notes


she had missed the day before


I handed them to her


She said 'thanks' and left...


I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why...


11th Grade.......................................................


The phone rang...On the other end,
it was her...She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how her
love had broke her heart
She asked me to come over because
she didn't want to be alone, So I did
As I sat next to her on the sofa,
I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips, she decided to go home
She looked at me, said 'thanks' and left...
I want to tell her, I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why...


Senior year.............................................................


One fine day she walked to my locker
"My date is sick" she said, "hes not gonna go well",
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best friends'
So we did...That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes
Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!" and left...
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why...


Graduation...........................................................


A day passed, then a week, then a month
Before I could blink, it was graduation day
I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks' and left...
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why...


Marriage.............................................................................


Now I sit in the pews of the church
That girl is getting married now
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it...
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came! '
She said 'thanks' and left...
I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why...


Death..........................................................................


Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years
This is what it read:
"I stare at him wishing he was mine;
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it. I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why...
I wish he would tell me he loved me ! "
...'I wish I did too'...
I thought to my self, and I cried...
" Do yourself a favour, tell her/him you love them...
They won't be there...................Forever
Love Heart Music Box
**** Dating Dos: ****


Smile - A smile goes a long way, and takes less muscles than a frown. No foolish idiot  grins but a genuine smile will have your date eating from the palm of your hand!

Be polite
- Simple manners like please and thank you cost nothing. Go on - make your mum proud!

Take your date a gift
- It doesn’t have to be expensive, but a gesture is always         appreciated. Be careful not to go over the top as you don’t want to appear over keen! (hang on did a girl write this? The editor)

Be interested in what your date has to say
- People love to think that what they a have to say is interesting. Ask questions, make eye contact and pay attention!
Wash your hands - We all notice hands and grubby is definitely a turn off.
Have a snack - If you're not eating out have a bite before your date. It will curb those hunger pangs, stop a rumbling tummy at an awkward moment and will help to settle your nerves.

Reveal yourself
- Decide on an area of your face or body and accentuate or reveal it. Never reveal more than one area at a time, keep them coming back for more!

Make time to wash your hair
- It shows if you haven't bothered.
Wear clothes that fit properly - Spilling out of your clothes just isn't sexy. If you're bigger than you'd like to be it will only accentuate your size by squeezing into a small number.



**** Dating Don’ts: ****

Ask her if her sister is also single - Trying to suss out other members of her family before you even know her is never a winner.

Fart on your date
- No more needs to be said. (However, if you see this as a long-term relationship, it is imperative that you fart in bed before the third week of the relationship in order to save yourself from painful bellyache for years to come.

Clock watch
- It's rude and insulting. You may be having a bad time, but kinder to make polite excuses and leave than keep looking at your watch.

Complain
- Try to be amiable throughout the whole date. Don't try to be assertive in the restaurant by sending everything back and insisting that the chef prepare you're dates dinner again, you only make yourself look like a whining idiot.

Talk about yourself all night
- You may be a very interesting person, why else would they be on a date with you. Remember there are at least two people in the room though.

Start drinking as you're getting ready
- Either you'll arrive their slightly merry, blind drunk or not at all, none of which are impressive.

Wear clothes that are inappropriate-
You should check with your date wear you are going so that you can dress appropriately for the venue.

Have a radical haircut
- if you fancy a new style, either wait until after the date or do it a few weeks before so that you don't end up looking stupid on that all important date.

Dress out of character
- Don't give yourself an image that you can't live up to. Dress comfortably and be yourself. You will feel awkward in clothes that are not 'you' purely because you are trying to fit your or their ideals..

Reveal intimate body secrets
- Save details or body secrets or scars in intimate places for when you know them better. Either it will gross them out or they'll ask you to show them, and this may be best left for a while...

Ask your date if your outfit makes you look fat
- This question is not even well suited to husbands and wives. Leave well alone, if they think you look good then they'll say so. If not, don't force them to compliment you or lie.

Over do the product in your hair
- Stiff or greasy hair is not nice to touch, and is a big turn off when it comes to saying goodnight. By all means use styling aids if you need to, but loading your hair with gel or mousse is probably not going to make you look like a super model anyway.

Wear too much jewelry
- Boys and girls. It looks tacky if it's not you're natural look. Keep it low key and don't try to impress them with your jingly jangly gold.

Meanings Of Kisses

Kiss on the hand - I adore you. Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute! Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the neck - I want you.

Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.

Kiss anywhere else - You're the best

Height of using Internet

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:?
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to
communicate with each other.


HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become
friends and getting a reply.


HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending email to himself.

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to
win a match .


HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same
email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.


HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?"
instead of shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim...


HEIGHT OF MY DOSTI:
I always mail, u don’t.

   No Time  

I Knelt To Pray But Not For Long,
I Had Too Much To Do.
I Had To Hurry And Get To Work
For Bills Would Soon Be Due.
So I Knelt And Said A Hurried Prayer,
And Jumped Up Off My Knees.
My Muslim Duty Was Now Done
My Soul Could Rest At Ease.
All Day Long I Had No Time
To Spread A Word Of Cheer.
No Time To Speak Of Allah To Friends,
They'd Laugh At Me I'd Fear.
No Time, No Time, Too Much To Do,
That Was My Constant Cry,
No Time To Give To Souls In Need
But At Last The Time, The Time To Die.
I Went Before The Lord,
I Came, I Stood With Downcast Eyes.
For In His Hands God Held A Book;
It Was The Book Of Life.
God Looked Into His Book And Said
Your Name I Cannot Find.
I Once Was Going To Write It Down...
But Never Found The Time"


....A Friend does most or all of these...


(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in "you"

(C)alls you just to say "HI"

(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps yo u

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust "be" with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don't unders! tand

(Y)ells when you won't listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

 

Amazing Facts from around the world!!!
Americans eat 45000 burgers per minute.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

Tomato Ketchup was once used as medicine in the United States. Was sold as "Dr. Miles Compound Extract of Tomato".

A snail can sleep for 3 years.  


 There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

The longest kiss ever lasted 29 hours in a kissing contest in New York.

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.

The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech. 

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

"Zorro" means "fox" in Spanish.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off" in Chinese.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

"Floccinaucinihilipilification" which means "the act of estimating as worthless" is the longest non-medical word in the English language; it's 29 letters long.

Pogonophobia: The fear of beards.

"Q" is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.


Mississippi is the poorest state.

Hawaii is the only coffee producing state.

New Jersey has a spoon museum.


Friends ~~~ Best Friends

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend:
calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz! ! ! they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff


Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend:
could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with! you



Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies



Friends Forever!
Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?You told me once, but I forgot.


1st letter of your name,your birthday AND zodiac sign
Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.

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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _________expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your _________expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I (brahim)
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of _________expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your _________expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.


                                              JANUARY


Ambitious and serious
 Loves to teach and be taught
 Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
 Likes to criticize
 Hardworking and productive
Smart, neat and organised
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Quiet unless excited or tensed
 Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Loves children
Loyal
Needs to improve social abilities
 Easily jealous

FEBRUARY

Abstract thoughts
 Loves reality and abstract
 Intelligent and clever
Changing personality
 Temperamental
 Quiet, shy and humble
 Low self esteem
 Honest and loyal
 Determined to reach goals
 Loves freedom
 Rebellious when restricted
 Loves aggressiveness
 Too sensitive and easily hurt
 Showing anger easily
 Dislike unnecessary things
 Loves making friends but rarely shows it
 Daring and stubborn
 Ambitious
 Realising dreams and hopes
 Sharp
 Loves entertainment and leisure
 Romantic on the inside not outside
 Superstitious and ludicrous
 Spendthrift
 Learns to show emotions


MARCH
Attractive personality
 Affectionate
Shy and reserved
 Secretive
 Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
Loves peace and serenity
 Sensitive to others
 Loves to serve others
 Not easily angered
 Trustworthy
 Appreciative and returns kindness
 Observant and assess others

 Revengeful
 Loves to dream and fantasize
Loves travelling
Loves attention
Hasty decisions in choosing partners
Loves home decors
Musically talented
Loves special things
Moody


APRIL
Active and dynamic
Decisive and haste but tends to regret
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Strong mentality
Loves attention
Diplomatic
Consoling
Friendly and solves people's problems
Brave and fearless
Adventurous
Loving and caring
Suave and generous
Emotional
Revengeful
Aggressive
Hasty
Good memory
Moving
Motivate oneself and the others
Sickness usually of the head and chest
Easily get too jealous

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Strong-willed and highly motivated
Sharp thoughts
Easily angered
Attracts others and loves attention
Deep feelings
Beautiful physically and mentally
Firm standpoint
Easily influenced
Needs no motivation
Easily consoled
Systematic (left brain)
Loves to dream
Strong clairvoyance
Understanding
Sickness usually in the ear and neck
Good imagination
Good debating skills
Good physical
Weak breathing
Loves literature and the arts
Loves travelling
Dislike being at home
Restless
Not having many children
Hardworking
High spirited
Spendthrift

JUNE
Thinks far with vision
Easily influenced by kindness
Polite and soft-spoken
Having lots of ideas
Sensitive
Active mind
Hesitating
Tends to delay
Choosy and always wants the best
Temperamental
 Funny and humorous
Loves to joke
Good debating skills
Talkative
 Daydreamer
Friendly
Knows how to make friends
Abiding
Able to show character
Easily hurt
Prone to getting colds
Loves to dress up
Easily bored
Fussy
Seldom show emotions
Takes time to recover when hurt
Brand conscious
Executive
Stubborn
Those who loves me are enemies
Those who hates me are friends
JULY
Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Has reputation
Easily consoled
Honest
Concern about people's feelings
Friendly
Approachable
Very emotional
 Unpredictable and temperamental
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and sarky
Sentimental
Neither forgives nor forgets
Caring and loving
Strong sense of sympathy
Judge people through observations
Loves to be alone
Always broods about the past and the old friends
 Likes to be quiet
Waits for friends
Not aggressive unless provoked
Loves to be loved
Easily hurt and takes long to recover
Overly concerned
Puts in effort in work

AUGUST
Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
 Careful and cautious
 Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defence
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rushy
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends

SEPTEMBER
Suave and compromising
Careful, cautious and organised
Likes to point out people's mistakes
Likes to criticize
Quiet but able to talk well
Calm and cool
Kind and sympathetic
Concerned and detailed
Trustworthy, loyal and honest
Does work well
Sensitive
Thinking
Good memory
Clever and knowledgeable
Loves to look for information
Must control oneself when criticising
Able to motivate oneself
Understanding
Secretive
Loves sports, leisure and travelling
Hardly shows emotions
Tends to bottle up feelings
Choosy especially in relationships
Loves wide things
Systematic

OCTOBER
Loves to chat
 Loves those who loves him
Loves to takes things at the centre
Attractive and suave
Inner and physical beauty
Does not lie or pretend
Sympathetic
 Treats friends importantly
Always making friends
Easily hurt but recovers easily
Bad tempered
 Selfish
Seldom helps unless asked
Daydreamer
 Very opinionated
Does not care of what others think
Emotional
Decisive
Strong clairvoyance
 Loves to travel, the arts and literature
Soft-spoken, loving and caring
Romantic
Touchy and easily jealous
Concerned
Loves outdoors
 Just and fair
Spendthrift and easily influenced
Easily lose confidence

NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas
Difficult to fathom
 Thinks forward
Unique and brilliant
Extraordinary ideas
Sharp thinking
 Fine and strong clairvoyance
Can become good doctors
Careful and cautious
Dynamic in personality
Secretive
Inquisitive
Knows how to dig secrets
Always thinking
Less talkative but amiable
Brave and generous
Patient
Stubborn and hard-hearted
If there is a will, there is a way
 Determined
Never give up
Hardly become angry unless provoked
Loves to be alone
Thinks differently from others
Sharp-minded
Motivates oneself
Does not appreciates praises
High-spirited
 Well-built and tough
Deep love and emotions
Romantic
Uncertain in relationships
Homely
Hardworking
High abilities
Trustworthy
Honest and keeps secrets
Not able to control emotions
Unpredictable

DECEMBER
Loyal and generous
Patriotic
Active in games and interactions
Impatient and hasty
Ambitious
Influential in organizations
Loves to socialize
Loves praises
Loves attention
Loves to be loved
Honest and trustworthy
Not pretending
Short tempered and egoistic
Takes high pride in oneself
Hates restrictions
Loves to joke
Good sense of humor

Aries

Turn ons
Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they have affinity for such people too . You will have to increase your pace to be in step with them. Remember they leave tortoises and snails way behind without even glancing at them once. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward persons. With them you can be your true self that is no pretenses (but don`t try your luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love with Ram then you have to show your enthusiasm in all there activities (you can always yawn later!).

Turn offs
Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong lest you may stir a storm in a teacup. But instead do what you feel is right and of course do not take the credit for the work done well. Aries people are very faithful and passionate lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by making them jealous. No flirtations or fooling around with others in their presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you will be granted!).

Taurus
Turn ons
Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. They like people who can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of color and music. Judge the life with them from purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy everything luxurious that money can provide. Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them.

Turn offs
Taurus is very slow to anger (in fact you may spend the whole life with them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble. Do not press him into a corner and if you do be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is capable of violent outbursts though this is on very rare occasions. If you have a roving eye forget it because Taurus have can take the cake when it comes to being possessive. They can be suffocating when being possessive about you.

Gemini
Turn ons
Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile person. If you have a Gemini partner you have to match your wits with his wits to keep the zing in the relation. They want to be mentally stimulated so you have to be good in conversing. Your sense of humor will get you a permanent residence place in the heart of a Gemini. Be more communicative with them and if you are good in this then you will never know how hours pass by with you holding each other`s hand.

Turn offs
Gemini`s like to do many things at the same time so if unfortunately you are the types who is looking for stability you may get disappointed. Do not hold back a Gemini or you may lose him, as they are restless and need change in life constantly. You should try to adopt yourself with the ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or conservative old fashion ideas are no-no in their dictionary. Change with the ever-changing Gemini and do not flow against the current.

Cancer
Turn ons
Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another moment they may cry or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love food so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know the way to their heart.

Turn offs
Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do not play with their emotions and sentiments. They are like tides that can take you with it. They form emotional bonds with even inanimate things too so do not ask them to discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold special meaning to them. You have to realize that the crabs have soft heart and are vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line of thought and action it would only lead to confusion.


Leo
Turn ons
If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of a showman so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. Do lavish Leo`s frequently with compliments and see them purr like a cat. They fall easily for flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too).

Turn offs
Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the bags all Leo`s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let lion take the charge and remove all worries from your life.

Virgo
Turn ons
Virgo`s are very methodical and have great sense of duty but are blind to their own faults so if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their qualities (as it is they are not going to accept). Take keen interest in what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers than physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success.

Turn offs
Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the center stage unless of course they do so on there own. They are shy and reserved by nature and do not like to be cynosure of all eyes. Virgo`s have a secrets that virtuous as they are would not like to come out in open so even if you have the key to their secret skeleton closet hide it do not admit even that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, does not want to tarnish their public image.

Libra
Turn ons
Libra needs peace and harmony in all their relationship so help them maintain that. Venus the ruling planet gives them beauty and they have weakness for people who can compliment them about their beauty (you will not have to make an effort to do that anyway). You can help Libra seek union and partnership in life. If you have Libra partner you can be sure to share beautiful and pleasurable moments together.

Turn offs
Libra is kind and gentle soul but very argumentative. Hence do not start an argument or discussion unless of course you are free and do not know how to pass your time. They hate to lose and most probably in between of discussion they may change their side too (remember scales can tilt) and still continue arguing from other side. Do not push your Libra partner into making decisions. They will keep weighing pros and cons and may still not be able to come to any decision. Have patience!

Scorpio
Turn ons
Scorpio`s are full of passion and zest for life. They have tremendous drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can enjoy the harmony and music in life with them. Scorpio`s are loyal and never forget a kind deed done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your Scorpio lover share their passion and intensity and you will be fascinated by how beautiful life can be with them.

Turn offs
Scorpio`s are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to suffer agonies of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpio`s have explosive tempers be careful how you handle them. They never let anyone know what is going on in their mind till they strike and you may be caught unawares. Do not flirt around in the presence of your Scorpio lover.

Sagittarius
Turn ons
Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with their zest and enthusiasm in life. They can bubble with excitement that can be tangible at times. And if you share same interests and hobbies then life can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone goes to them. Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.

Turn offs
Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction hence do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on talking about certain things that may not even interest you but it is their way of trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude) so do not feel offended by their talks.

Capricorn
Turn ons
Capricorn are strong and dependable hence if you want to put your money on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign no matter how many difficulties (that incidentally are many) The goat has to undertake to achieve the goals. They are practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For them social status and image is very important in life.

Turn offs
Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open their heart and pour everything to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. Capricorn is very tightfisted and economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of anything on the contrary you will be well provided.

Aquarius
Turn ons
Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for hours without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of love that can be amazing. They have very broad outlook about life and you can relax in their presence. They will always welcome your ideas and actions about humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarians lover interested you must possess that mysterious and intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always be very faithful to you.

Turn offs
Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an Aquarius partner. Aquarius people are totally unpredictable. They can go to any direction without giving any advance notice. They are basically very restless and get very easily bored. Though they are very friendly but do not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to you (they will never). They can be very detached and impersonal that you may find very strange. Do not be surprised by this unpredictable quality that may crop up often

Pisces
Turn ons
Pisces are very sensitive and charming people. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too and in the time when you need them they will help you. Pisces have keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition).

Turn offs
Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but do not depend on them to make decision on important matters.

ABOUT WiVeS
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us , 000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, “I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you look
depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day"

Food as Medicine.

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea.
(actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from
invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!

INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young,
my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the
respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has
omega oils, good for our immune system)

UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in
pineapple.

PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce
depression, anxiety and fatigue.

MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol,
too.)

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red
pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green
and orange vegetables.

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this
condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.


AMAZING FACTS.......

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning
their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane,just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.




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